...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

[Blu (Ontario)]

If...

- you check out your own butt in the mirror....

- you run your hand under your butt before sitting down...

- you know the difference between your trouser size and actual waist size...

- the terms SK, SWK, PK, UK mean something to you...

you might be an Xmarker

[Jerry]

Now there's a conflict of interest ...what if your a redneck XMarker?

Hey!, I represent that remark. My Id on Pokerstars.com is "Kiltedredneck"

[Southern Breeze]

Now there's a conflict of interest ...what if your a redneck XMarker?

It means your truly addicted to kilts.

[John M.]

I have to agree with Iolaus too. Can't part with either one.

Blu, your forgot WPG.

And for my addition:
If your other half has ever gone back into the bedroom to put on a different outfit because she thinks you look dressier than she does.....You may be-

[flyv65]

If your other half has ever gone back into the bedroom to put on a different outfit because she thinks you look dressier than she does.....You may be-

Ohhh, THIS is the moneymaker!

Bryan...if your wife is hot but you get more attention when you go out...

[Iolaus]

If your other half has ever gone back into the bedroom to put on a different outfit because she thinks you look dressier than she does.....You may be-

I just read this to my wife, and she said "Yup, been there!"

[Southern Breeze]

If you can answer the questions of the unkilted with grace and aplomb...you might be an X-Marker.
If the word pants makes you break out in a cold sweat...you might be an X-Marker.

[RockyR]

If you happen across a guy in a "flannel shirt" and you wonder if he's a member of that clan... you might be an Xmarkser

[Jerry]

If you know the first names of at least 5 kiltmakers, you might be an XMARKER. Let's see, Barb, Kathy, Steve, Jeff, Rocky, and Terry. Hmmmm.

[GMan]

You know that you are an Xmarker when you go out and forget your pants, and it really doesn't concern you.