Utilikilt Workman's a Hazard to Social Graces!!

[Brasilikilt]

I've had something very similar happen to me not from the kilt, but with one of those biker wallets attached to the belt by a chain.
I got up a little too fast and the chair followed right behind me.....without realizing it right away (beer) I took a step forward and swung my hips wildly from side to side trying to shake the chair off, while I was doing this I somehow (effects of alcohol playing a role here) tripped on one of the legs which resulted in nothing less than what appeared to be a drunken brawl between me and the chair...needless to say, my friends were quite amused at the sight of rolling on the ground in my kilt trying to win a losing battle with cheap patio furniture!

[cloves]

sorta in the same vein.....I saw some furniture take revenge on a punk kid just a few days ago!

Me and my girlfriends were at the food court of a local mall having a bite to eat. The chairs in question were metal cafe chairs that had this sorta metal woven texture.....Anyway, there was a group of kids who thought they were punk...causing a scene, being loud and foul mouthed. Turns out this one kid had a whole lot of spikes and studs on the back of his jacket.....and when security had finally had enough of their rowdiness and kicked them out...the kid with the spikey jacket totally had one of those chairs stuck to him.
Everyone in the food court who had been previously trying to ignore them got to have a laugh.
Not that it's cool to be laughed at in public....but those kids had it comin.

[Big Dave]

I've had something very similar happen to me not from the kilt, but with one of those biker wallets attached to the belt by a chain.
I got up a little too fast and the chair followed right behind me.....without realizing it right away (beer) I took a step forward and swung my hips wildly from side to side trying to shake the chair off, while I was doing this I somehow (effects of alcohol playing a role here) tripped on one of the legs which resulted in nothing less than what appeared to be a drunken brawl between me and the chair...needless to say, my friends were quite amused at the sight of rolling on the ground in my kilt trying to win a losing battle with cheap patio furniture!

That's funny , because this happens to me almost everyday. My kids think it's the funniest thing ever.