What can Brown do for you?

[Iolaus]

Now we all know that the reason the women like the delivery drivers isn't the uniforms. Those are just a symbol of what they really like: Men who bring them things.

Get it right!

We show up on time, give them what they want - the way they want it, and then leave when we're through; what more could a bored and lonely secretary want?

Oh no, how many folks here worked for the man in MEM?
I used to deliver UPS office and walk thru the call center and drop off the Fedex promo items and chat up the women there. The UPS managers did not seems real keen on that.

Yeah, I was one of those characters that would explode into an office. I wasn't shy; everybody knew when I was there! As a matter of fact, I met my wife on my route; she was working at a bookstore that I delivered to on a daily basis.

[Riverkilt]

Bet if a UPS guy ever tried a UK Chocolate Workman's he'd not wanna give it back. Weird driving position, rummaging around in back for packages, all the "running" and stair climbing...circulating air on a hot day.

Always thought UK made their postal blue kilts for USPS guys with balls.

Ron