Jaw Dropping Day

[GlassMan]

I stopped off at a 7-11 yesterday during errands to get a soda and a guy who liked like a construction worker came over to me and asked if he had forgotten a holiday or something. I responded that no, there was no major holiday yesterday. So then he asked me why and pointed up and down motioning to my clothing. So I responded "Because I like to keep people on their toes." :rolleyes:

[mkmound]

Responses to #4

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"Well I thought that a grass skirt would be a bit too casual, a kimono too formal, and you just can't wear lederhosen before Memorial Day. So I went with the kilt."

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Cheers

ROTFLOL!! I love it!!!

[way2fractious]

In February, I was visiting my parents in cold and snowy Utah. One evening I had to make a quick stop at Home Depot for flourescent bulbs, wearing my newly completed ensemble of Weathered Ferguson 4-yard box pleat kilt, tweed kilt jacket, and black wool driving cap. A man and two women, who were formally attired, entered the store just ahead of me. They, however, did not get the response that I did from the greeter at the door - "Hoot, mon!" with a scottish intonation. The others were still trying to orient themselves as I strode past them toward the lighting department. I'm sorry, but I took perverse pleasure in upstaging the finely dressed party.