Urinals???

[switchblade5984]

lol thats funny ^ no harm intended


usually stall if available

[UmAnOnion]

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I probably should not say this, but will any way, just don't visualize it too hard. When I am at a urinal or at home standing by the toilet, and I lift up my Mocker or Survival at the front, and for me it seems to spread out to the sides as I first lift the left apron side and then the next layer, and it reminds me of that big lizard (comodo dragon I think) that puffs up its face sides to scare away its predators. I always think of that.

DALE.

I will NEVER be able to watch Juraissic Park in teh same way ever again....

[Zardoz]

I had some fun with that over the weekend. I was at the pub to see a band, I'm a regular, but generally the only person kilted in the place, so you get the picture... I've only ever had positive interaction with other patrons, so I'm pretty well at ease around there.

So... I was in line outside the loo, styling in my SW Nightstalker, grey polo shirt and hose, black belt and Buzz Kidder sporran, and the fellow behind me says in a Scot accent; "So..Kilt huh?"

Never at loss for words, I say;"Yep"

Him; "In Scotland, we only wear them for special events and all"

Me; "I used to just do that, but they're so great, now I wear them most of the time."

Him; "Pretty comfortable huh"

Me; "You bet!"

Then it's my turn to go in the bathroom, it's got two stalls and a single urinal. Now I prefer a stall, But only the urinal is open, so I step up pull the sporran and apron aside and do my thing. Now a small roomfull of 5 -6 guys is looking at me from behind, (in reference to another thread; I don't think anyone mistook me for a 200 pound bald woman) and I hear "Is that guy wearin' a Kilt?" and the Scot guy says "Yeah mate, that's a kilt", and a third fellow; "That Kilt is bad-***!" (one vote for the Nightstalker)

When I straighten up and turn around , one of them asks, "That thing hasn't got a zipper, how do you go?"

I just said "Pretty easy" and hit the door! :rolleyes:

[JackK]

I use a stall. I don't like the idea that part of the kilt might come in contact with the urinal.

Jack

[Riverkilt]

Have fun with it.

I like to stand outside the restrooms and look at the sign with the woman in a skirt, then at the sign with the guy in pants and scratch my head as if confused...

Or go up to staff after and say, "I did not mean to upset the lass but there was a sign showing a gentleman with his kilt on so I went on in...."

I use the urinal for convenience...if the height is right... if there is a divider between it and the next urinal (don't need some guy spattering on my kilt), and if the bottom of the urinal sticks out far enough...some of the stubby ones you gotta stand too close and I don't wanna clean a urinal with my kilt and sporran.

Do use a stall if my belt/sporran is gonna take a bunch of rearranging or if the bottom of the urinal is too stubby.

When wearing a kilt with pockets, particularly those deep pockets like UK Mockers and Survivals, I gotta MAKE SURE they are out of the way....they tend to swing in when the kilt apron is lifted.

In cold weather, in a cold restroom, using the urinal spills out the hot air under the kilt and it can be chilly for a while after.

I've yet to have anyone make a smart remark or even pass me a kilt compliment while in a men's room....let a lone hit on me.

Somewhere, someone posted a pic of a line of kilted men at a trough type urinal - what a fantastic kilt pic that was...

Ron

[Southern Breeze]

Here's why the lass was upset.

[Wompet]

Somewhere, someone posted a pic of a line of kilted men at a trough type urinal - what a fantastic kilt pic that was...

Ron

This pic?

[Kiltedmusiclover]

You can order that poster from the brewery.

http://www.highlandbrewing.com/main.htm

I have over the door in my home office.

[Kilted KT]

This pic?

looks about right, although I don't think I'd be bringing me pipes into the restroom..

[Riverkilt]

Crack me up! Great pic, but no, that's not the one. The pic in my besotted mind was a back shot of about four or five kilted guys standing side by side at a long trough type urinal.

Great cartoon too....


Story of my kilted life...

Ron