Ah, the mesmerizing power that the kilt has over some women...

I'm at a self-serve gas station last night feeding my pocket rocket (20th Anniversary edition VW GTI, not the other pocket rocket :rolleyes: ), & this middle-aged gal pulls up to the pump next to me in a 4-wheel drive compact pickup. She asks me "The Question" & I give the standard "Nothing's worn, it's all in good working order!" & I figure that's the end of it, right? Not hardly! As I'm standing there holding the nozzle in place I notice some movement out of the corner of my eye & turn to see this gal down on the ground looking up the back of my kilt. Some folks might've gotten upset by that, but I just "turned the other cheek," as it were, & said, "Yes, I wear it in the traditional manner." Here I am in a very public place at a busy gas station/convenience store at a major intersection with plenty of people around & here's this gal on her hands & knees "bowing" to the power of the kilt! Amazing! I'm still chuckling about that one...
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