So, I threw my UK original in the wash, cuz I plan on wearing to the Cowboys v. Buccaneers game tomorrow (my first live NFL game!), and then settle in to smoke my pipe... except I can't find my pipe... About 10 minutes in to the wash cycle it dawns on me that the last time I smoked said pipe, I was wearing the UK... Grrr. Arg.

Sure enough, there it was, sopping wet and with most of the caked soot washed out... Now I gotta break the stupid thing in again... once it dries out anyways.

I've left a lot of dumb things in jeans pockets, but due to size, nothing quite like a pipe. Stupid kilt. Okay, stupid me...