human beings ne'er cease tae amaze

[cessna152towser]

There's nowt so queer as folk. Since it seems he didn't even apologise or offer to clean up the mess before he checked out, I think he was stretching the spirit of Christmas a bit too far by showing at your door again asking for another night. Sorry to hear about this, Robertson, not the sort of mess you and Emma want to be clearing up on a Christmas Eve.

[Pour1Malt]

There's nowt so queer as folk. Since it seems he didn't even apologise or offer to clean up the mess before he checked out, I think he was stretching the spirit of Christmas a bit too far by showing at your door again asking for another night. Sorry to hear about this, Robertson, not the sort of mess you and Emma want to be clearing up on a Christmas Eve.

aye... Emma is workin a' the hospital the day...

an the twa wee lassies we pay tae clean the rooms refused tae dae it...


sae, lucky me, got tae clean it oop alone....

[mbhandy]

aye... Emma is workin a' the hospital the day...

an the twa wee lassies we pay tae clean the rooms refused tae dae it...


sae, lucky me, got tae clean it oop alone....

Oh the joys of being the boss????
I use to manage a Pizza Co and that use to happen way to much. My crew use to say fire me and I use to clean it up. Yuck and the dry heaves...
I like your responce and a few :butt: Kiss my What??would have been good

MrBill

[Blu (Ontario)]

This brings to mind an incident I witnessed when I was a young man working in a movie theatre. A lad of about 13 or 14 years was waiting to be served at the refreshment counter when he got a funny look on his face. Then he proceeded to vomit all over the floor in front of him - several times. When he was finished, he looked up at the cashier and ordered two hot dogs, a large bag of popcorn and a soft drink! Since I was the new guy, I got to clean it up!

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[Tartan Texan Trenton]

:confused: You want to see photos??? Whyever for???

[neo71665]

I'm hopeing it was a rather not funny joke.

[Jimmy the Celt]

Ick! Human beings are disgusting. Oh *****! I'm a human being too!

Good reason not to drink too much . . . common sense goes strrraight to the crapper:rolleyes:

[Caradoc]

he shows oop a' the door askin if we have anither room fur the nicht....

Well, Robertson, every February we have the Estrella War here in Arizona. We get somewhere between 5000 and 8000 people, and every year we end up with a few who travel hundreds (or thousands) of miles to get here and get absolutely ferschnicket to the point of spending time (and lots of money) at the hospital emergency room being treated for alcohol poisoning.

I'm rarely surprised by human stupidity any more - every time I thought I'd seen the dumbest thing ever, I see something dumber.

The sad part is that too many of them live to reproduce.

[Pour1Malt]

...
The sad part is that too many of them live to reproduce.

the Darwin Awards come ta mind....

[Erisianmonkey]

Man, I am so sorry that happened to you. It's a good thing you don't have my temper though. I think I'd have chased him off the premises with one of my swords...