KNOWING you are often kilted

**Kid Cossack** · 25th September 07, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by threebanger

Being a newbie here, I'm assuming one sweeps the tail of the kilt from under the posterior before sitting down? I suppose that's something I will have to work on.

That's it, Threebanger. It becomes, as MacWage was emphasizing, a habit.

**James MacMillan** · 25th September 07, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by threebanger

Being a newbie here, I'm assuming one sweeps the tail of the kilt from under the posterior before sitting down? I suppose that's something I will have to work on.

Check out the tutorial Video Clip: Sweeping the pleats.

**threebanger** · 25th September 07, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by James MacMillan

Check out the tutorial Video Clip: Sweeping the pleats.

I just did. Very helpful. I'm going out in public this weekend, so I need to know what I'm doing...

**Hamish** · 26th September 07, 03:26 AM

Hi ThreeBanger,

You might like to take a peek at my video clip on 'sweeping the pleats' - it seems to have been appreciated by a number of our brethren . Here's the link:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=20913

Oh, and welcome to X Marks, by the way. There's plenty of helpful advice, friendly banter and encouragement here.

My apologies - I just missed a page of postings, and I now see you've already been there

**Kilted_John** · 25th September 07, 02:27 AM

Done that way too many times. It's just habit. I'll do it when I hop into the car when wearing jeans or shorts.

Nah, when you do the pleat sweep, you're keeping the pleats straight when you sit down on a chair, bar stool, etc... Sometimes it is easier, however to just plop on a bar stool without having the pleats underneath. At that point, make sure that the skivvies are clean.

-J

**andyfg** · 25th September 07, 04:47 AM

I caught myself "sweeping my shorts" in a local cafe. Made me chuckle. Thnakfully, no one noticed!

**MysticMead** · 25th September 07, 05:05 AM

I've caught myself doing this all the time..of course it's only been in the evening when I'm ready for bed and have taken off my kilt

my wife gets a giggle out of it

**turpin** · 25th September 07, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Kilted_John_Sporrano

Done that way too many times. It's just habit. I'll do it when I hop into the car when wearing jeans or shorts.

Nah, when you do the pleat sweep, you're keeping the pleats straight when you sit down on a chair, bar stool, etc... Sometimes it is easier, however to just plop on a bar stool without having the pleats underneath. At that point, make sure that the skivvies are clean.

-J

What skivvies?