When someone (always a guy, of course) asks me sarcastically why I'm wearing a dress, I just look at him in pity and say "Now there's your ignorance showing, fella. don't you know that a dress hangs off the shoulders? I mean, jeez!"
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
And the other guy. He's a jurk 
As we say in the south .... don't pay him no nevermind.
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