Tartans that Attract _____

[Wompet]

X Marks attracts ladies, but Robertson attracts women's hands.



And anything dark attracts all the white hair off the cat.

[McFarkus]

I'm in the McGregor on the right...

Dude, Are you sure it's the McGregor tartan and not the bagpipes? The reason I ask is everyone is always asking me where my bagpipes are. Best answer? "Under my kilt. Want to play them?"

[duchessofnc]

The Lumsden Ancient Hunting Green tartan attracts nothing by trouble (or is that just the guy wearing it?)

It's the pretty kilt. The tartan is just absolutely amazing. The trouble depends on the guy wearing it...and how well he can behave himself.

Umm, Wallace tartan attracts Catholic school girls

LOL!

[Navyguy]

Got a little Captian in ya'?

[be da veva]

Lindsay tartan attracts ladys (one especially lovely jazz singer, but that is a story for another time..), lots of beer and for some reason lots of under-kilted shots with digital cameras...

[george7]

___ tartan attracts robots from the future.
___ tartan attracts dogs.
___ (brand/tartan) attracts village idiots.

[Nick the DSM]

solid black attracts metalheads!!

[Joel]

I found any kilt will attract ladies. Though, my modern styled charcoal grey with light grey pin-striped kilt attracts far more attention than my black kilt. (I recently retired the black one - I wore it out!)

[AcuteEnigma]

khaki kilts attract quiche?

[FreeDon!]

Caramel UK workmen's kilts attract questions as to whether it's a Carhart kilt.