Kilted Russian at Waffle House

[george7]

Could you see Sara Palin from Russia?

[McFarkus]

Great story - who knows, maybe you ARE Russian!

[george7]

That's as good as when a woman asked if I spoke English.

While kilted?

[Galician]

While kilted?

Of course. I was in Grand Central Station, having a bite while on my way home from the Highland Games a few weeks ago.

She then asked how long I had been in the country.

After I told her that I was a native, she responded that she had never seen a man in a kilt before.

When I asked her where she was from, she replied Dayton, Ohio.

[Highland Logan]

....and some guy says "What is he Russian?"

He probaly seen "Hunt For Red October" and Sean Connery confused him...lol

Frank

[Highlander31]

...and some guy says "What is he Russian?"...

Well,...at least he didn't say Rooski.

[vmac3205]

What's a Waffle House?

[Mr. MacDougall]

What's a Waffle House?

It's a chain of greasy spoon diners popular in the South. The kind of place where you don't have to order grits; they just come.

That's as good as when a woman asked if I spoke English.

My default answer for that question is "no."

[davedove]

The kind of place where you don't have to order grits; they just come.

I have always said you tell whether you were in the North or South by checking the local Waffle House. In the South, grits are standard. In the North, you have a choice between grits or hash browns.

And yes, they do have them in the North; they're just not as common: one per town instead of one per neighborhood.

[BEEDEE]

A Kilted Russian

1 Shot of Vodka, 1 Shot of Scotch, add soda and a squeeze of lime.

Stirred, not shaken.

Brian