Best reason given for wearing a kilt EVER!

**McFarkus** · 25th November 08, 08:03 AM

I thought it was funny too! And it's definitely a GOOD reason (as long as a knee-length kilt is sufficient to preserve modesty)!!

**Caddy One** · 25th November 08, 08:27 AM

kinda like the response.................if you ask a stupid question....you should get a stupid response.....................enuff said...........

**auld argonian** · 25th November 08, 08:32 AM

I really don't think that I'm the least bit puritanical...BUT...

I don't know that we need some wise-*** making flippant remarks like this because it just perpetuates this immature obsession that some people have about "what's under the kilt?". It's a non-topic...nobody's business. Don't need some schmuck doing things like this just for effect.

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**Phogfan86** · 25th November 08, 09:07 AM

New word: schmucklehead.

**auld argonian** · 25th November 08, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Phogfan86

New word: schmucklehead.

I like that!

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**beloitpiper** · 25th November 08, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by greendragon

sibley explained: "it has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Gah! Double negatives don't make my head not hurt!

**McClef** · 25th November 08, 11:36 AM

It's bad grammar, something up with which we should not put!

But it's also bound to create Freudian complexes!

**Ian.MacAllan** · 25th November 08, 12:01 PM

Considering this lawyer's character, this episode would have been funnier if "So why are YOU wearing a kilt?" had followed "If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

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**Phogfan86** · 25th November 08, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by McClef

It's bad grammar, something up with which we should not put!

George Carline used to do a bit in which he complained about the word "fine," saying it was just such a soft, flabby word. He said that when people would ask him how we was, he'd say, "I'm not unwell, thank you," which bothered people because they had to figure it out for themselves.

**ozone** · 25th November 08, 01:59 PM

Well, I thought the lawyer's response was funny. Also, the phraseology reminded me a lot of the way my father speaks when he is doing his lawyer thing. Therefore, i do not think it was an incorrect way of speaking.

And furthermore....at least people noticed he had a kilt!

And more furthermore, why is no one complaining about the reporter for asking why the lawyer was wearing a kilt in the first place? What did it have to do with the topic at hand? NOTHING!