Wha...?

**Redshank** · 20th December 08, 12:22 AM

Scots window cleaners are sponsored by Hubba Bubba

**BEEDEE** · 20th December 08, 05:38 AM

Every since I started wearing the kilt, my head keeps swelling.

or...

All those compliments about the kilt made my head swell.

Brian

**Jack Daw** · 20th December 08, 07:07 AM

Thinking himself a comic-book character, Anton climbed a ladder and prepared to speak.

**Downix** · 20th December 08, 07:09 AM

...and it is too late that George learns of his horrible Haggis allergy....

**Wompet** · 20th December 08, 09:10 AM

Before the Stone of Scone, the Scots used a ... different ceremony for crowning their kings ...

**Mr. Kilt** · 20th December 08, 09:18 AM

Geez...the way people are looking at me you'd think I had a booger hanging from my nose or something.

**macneighill** · 20th December 08, 10:19 AM

Jim Carey on the set of "Yes Man"

**cessna152towser** · 20th December 08, 10:28 AM

At first I thought the guy was an airhead then I noticed he was sensible enough to be wearing a kilt.

**george7** · 20th December 08, 10:53 AM

Well, we've got a kilt, a ladder, a surgical glove, and a camera. What should we do today?

**Chase** · 20th December 08, 11:13 AM

Howie Mandel eat your heart out!

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