Something's very, very wrong here

[CDNSushi]

You boys are spoiled over there in Yoo Ess of A! A stint here in Japan would do ya good, where Jerry's wormhole takes a whole, solid week -- just as it does from most other countries... And the shipping is at least $50 per item.

But hey, maybe Jerry would sell me a franchise for Stillwater out here! Standard shipping in Japan is next-day and I've even received some in-country orders same-day before (if I ordered in the morning and the package was arriving from Tokyo).

[Tatonka]

I keep expecting to see a post about how some one received a kilt from Jerry before they actually ordered it. Or has that happened already and I just not know it? I am kinda new here.

[Southern Breeze]

I keep expecting to see a post about how some one received a kilt from Jerry before they actually ordered it. Or has that happened already and I just not know it? I am kinda new here.

A quick scan of the multi-verse shows this has indeed happened on an enormous scale.

Kilt advantage # 34 - no dimensional constraints.

[David Dubh]

Are you sure taht you don't live in a black hole or some other vortex that the mail man can't get to? I know they talk of snow and hail sleet and so on, I'm pretty sure that black holes were not mentioned in the post mans creed

[Mipi]

You see what happens if someone is praised to much!!!!

[Jerry]

After a brief dalliance with the Isle of Skye tartan, I am now considering ordering a SWK standard weathered Mackenzie.

It is not, however, in my mailbox yet.

I'm concerned something's happened to Jerry. Shanghai'd, maybe, or abducted by feral poodles, perhaps?

I know what the problem is. "He's considering shipping your kilt". Once you go beyond the "considering Phase" it'll be on its wat.