The XMTS Limmericks Thread

[BEEDEE]

Our Grant has such long flowing locks
Much admired by all of the jocks
But his real heart's desire
That will set him on fire
Is a kilt check to knock off his socks.

[ali8780]

A moderator who calls himself Panache
Had poetry--quite a large stash!
So he cut and he pasted,
Not a verse to be wasted
And he did it all for no cash.

(thanks Jamie!)

[Old Hippie]

There's a place on the Web no less
With the name of XMTS
Lads and lasses all gather
about kilts they do blather
and chat about other fine dress

:ootd:

[Big Mikey]

My head is all in a tizzy
My brain has been very busy
Competing with words
Against kilted nerds
And now I've had enough of this @#$%^&stuff! My eyes are crossed and I've got cramps in my fingers and my wife is yelling at me to get the housework done but no, I'm still here writing th...........

[Panache]

Once there was a zepplin fair
Of bright blue called the Saltire
She encountered a white and red blimp
Captained by a wimp
Which she promptly shot out of the air

[Big Mikey]

Captain Grant of the flowing locks
With pert and so round buttocks
Cried "Curse you, Panache
For making me crash!
Down with you and Up With SOKS!"

[Alan H]

Oh, the Nor Cal kilt Rabble is grand
and in truth, they're in high demand
for their Panache and their flair
and the streaming red hair
and the fact that they do good handstands.

[Alan H]

Now, Ali is a likely-lookin' lass.
She's the purveyor of kilted "high class".
When she's in tartan, bedight
she goes shopping at night
'till her wallet has run out of gas.

[ccga3359]

There once was that dandy named Panache
A face like a hubbard squash
Jealous of a hero named Grant
Realizing that to compete, he can't
Crawled into his cups and got sloshed

[BEEDEE]

A man with a rubber chicken
can best be described as sicken
To use as a sporran
is totally foreign
and drives purists to regularly mock 'im.