Scum Bag steals Piper's Bag Pipes

[beloitpiper]

Anybody check eBay? I just bought an amazing set of pipes on there about a month ago. Ivory mounts and everything for just $50!

[CDNSushi]

Yeah but when it comes to band jokes, drummer jokes are the best!

Q: How do you know the stage is level?
A: The drummer is drooling from BOTH sides of the mouth.

Q: How do you know there's a drummer at your door?
A: Knocking gets faster and he doesn't know when to come in.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

I could go on!

[Freelancer]

Easy on us drummers boys...ya know, it's a two-way street:

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Q. What's the definition of a minor second?
A. Two bagpipes playing in unison.

Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.

[kiltedinUSMC]

I dont play (one day I would like too) and I feel sorry for this gentleman. I hope his pipes are recovered.

[Bigkahuna]

I think that when they catch the lowlife they should make him learn how to play them as punishment.

[SteveB]

"I think that when they catch the lowlife they should make him learn how to play them as punishment."

I will add In a very loud echo chamber.

[Colonel MacNeal]

I think that when they catch the lowlife they should make him learn how to play them as punishment.

We have laws against cruel and inhumane punishments.

[Kiltedfirepiper]

the drummers need to be quiet and go practice their note.....

jk
KFP