I need a cure for the jones...........

[ali8780]

However, a woman can buy a new pair of shoes every day. It's terrible.

God bless America!

[BroosterB1]

And stand beside Her .............(to hold her purse)

[Rob Wright]

wow--is that how long you guys really have to wait?

I would die, I hate waiting.

Six-twelve weeks is average. I did have a fourteen week wait for my Douglas Weathered but Kathy had warned me she had a big order ahead me so no problem. I understand the wait is around 10 months for a Newsome Box Pleat.

Rob

[JolyStNicholas]

I feel for you my friend! I am only into my 12th day and the expected completion date isn't anywhere in site. I pace a lot and talk to my dogs. They started answering yesterday!

[KFCarter]

I've got the answer. Have so many different kilts on order that you lose track of them. Any week one could show up... and probably does.

Now, if somebody could just suggest how to finance that...

[Cherub]

Geez and the only jones i've got right now is for a SWK Heavy, But it's custom so no light speed delivery

I got the jones bad, it gets worse every day and reading X marks just makes it worse, i need a 12 step program for the jones

At least i know i'm not alone here

[JolyStNicholas]

One thing for sure::::::::: Don't resort to food as an escape or you new Kilt just might not "FIT!"

[piperdbh]

You silly man, ze only cure for zee Jones is zee new kilt; but zee very very careful zee new kilt will want friends; which will require another Jones. It is how you say, like zee dog and zee tail...Which come first zee Jones or zee Kilt, zee kilt or zee Jones?

OMG was that me? or was I channeling Sigmund or Jung? This just gets creepy

I thought you were channeling Inspector Clouseau.

The only cure for the jones is to order a pair of hose from me. It's documented in the literature.

[kiltedsawyer]

Says she of the fairer sex! They who wait for 9 months for their next addition.

"However, a woman can buy a new pair of shoes every day. It's terrible. "

And for the last couple of months they can't even see their feet.

[McFarkus]

Chocolate works wonders!

You could try buying some Hose or a sporran while you jimmy.

If chocolate and kilt accessories don't work, Reverend, "pray continually."