Position Of The Sporran Strap Buckle

[Sir William]

Ron,

I am sorry to inform you but you are in violation of Article 183, section 42, paragraph 9a of "The Articles of Propriety and Regulations Regarding the Wearing of The Kilt" also known as "The Rules".

I'm sorry, but my copy of "The Rules" was damaged when someone errantly sprayed ale all over it while reading it. Could you please quote what Article 183, Section 42, Paragraph 9a says in regards to this situation?

[Bugbear]

Hmmm... "treatment."

[Sionnach]

Ron,

Representatives of "The Kilt Kops" have been dispatched and should be arriving at your door momentarily.

Well, at least you'll have a few more visitors out your way!

[Spartan]

Since day one I've used a sporran belt rather than the strap and chains. The buckle is on the right front hip side. Makes it easy to slide the sporran over to the left for seating, driving and 'stuff'.

Regards

Chas

Ditto.

Except, when I'm wearing a formal sporran, I go with the chains and buckle in the back.

Mostly, I use a sporran belt with the buckle on the right hip.

[Riverkilt]

Lucked out, I only got a citation.....

[The Wizard of BC]

Sir William,

I'm sorry, but you of all people should know that the offices of the Department of Highland Security cannot reveal the contents of "The Articles of Propriety and Regulations Regarding the Wearing of The Kilt" in a manner that may fall into the hands of unauthorized individuals.

For a replacement copy of "The Rules" please remit 12 box tops from shortbread and 12 pull tabs from Irn Bru and a self-addressed, postage-paid envelope to the address on the back of your decoder ring.

[Wompet]

Well, I may be a little odd, but I adjusted my kilt straps so that my sporrans hang comfortably (about four fingers below the belt). Then I leave the straps fastened at the buckle, and simply unhook one strap from the D-ring on the sporran back. To put the sporran on, I support it with one hand, wrap the buckled strap behind my back, and hook the strap onto the D-ring. No need for adjustment.
For driving short distances, I shift the sporran towards me once I've gotten seated, so the strap slips down below the level of the kilt belt. Since they're the same thickness, I don't feel the buckle pressing into my back. For long distances I simply leave the sporran off until I get to my destination.

... to the address on the back of your decoder ring.

But what am I supposed to do? Dogs don't wear decoder rings!

[Sir William]

Sir William,

I'm sorry, but you of all people should know that the offices of the Department of Highland Security cannot reveal the contents of "The Articles of Propriety and Regulations Regarding the Wearing of The Kilt" in a manner that may fall into the hands of unauthorized individuals.

Which doubtless explains why we see so many wearing the kilt improperly!

For a replacement copy of "The Rules" please remit 12 box tops from shortbread and 12 pull tabs from Irn Bru and a self-addressed, postage-paid envelope to the address on the back of your decoder ring.

Fortunately for me I just returned from Scotland so the shortbread box tops are not a problem, though I need to catch up on the Irn Bru.

[Jordan]

Fortunately for me I just returned from Scotland so the shortbread box tops are not a problem, though I need to catch up on the Irn Bru.

if anyone is in the market for bootleg Irn Bru or the ring pulls I know a guy who can set you up for a price ofcourse

Jordan

[JRB]

Ron, that's just about the most preposterous thing I've ever heard in my entire life. How could you even think of wearing your sporran strap in such a way?!? I'm apoplectic!