anti-climax jokes... I wouldnt help laugh when reading them!

[ForresterModern]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?





He was dead.

[Monkey@Arms]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?





He was dead.

Best regards,

Jake

[Frank McGrath]

Once again, I have to add My favorite joke.

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?






Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.

[CDNSushi]

Rather than the anti-climax joke, I think I prefer the bizarre:

Q- How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A- 2. One to hold on to the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

[phantomws]

What's the difference between a duck?

[phantomws]

Removed by me.

[Jack Daw]

These read like German jokes translated into English.

(That's not to say that I don't like them.)

[sydnie7]

These read like German jokes translated into English.

(That's not to say that I don't like them.)

In the late sixties, one of my sisters moved to Germany along with her Army husband. They chose to live off-base and rented a small apartment from a local. Lorie had college-level German. She also had a T-shirt that said "Bull Shirt," and one day her landlord asked her what it signified. She ended up explaining it as "American humor," which evidently satisfied him!

[Jack Daw]

In the late sixties, one of my sisters moved to Germany along with her Army husband. They chose to live off-base and rented a small apartment from a local. Lorie had college-level German. She also had a T-shirt that said "Bull Shirt," and one day her landlord asked her what it signified. She ended up explaining it as "American humor," which evidently satisfied him!

Some German jokes are bizarre even in German.

[Tattoo Bradley]

Some German jokes are bizarre even in German.

Haha. INDEED THEY ARE!

(Visions of Mike Myers playing Deter...)