The Ultimate Question

[Hellequin]

Since it's a Utilikilt you have 2 options.

1) Lift and go.
2) Left hand on top apron just under the snaps, pull to left. Grab bottom apron with right hand (again, just under the snaps) and pull to right. Open like a curtain. Do what comes natural.

Believe me. You'll figure something out rather quickly after a few pints!

[BroosterB1]

Don't care what I look like, just as long as I don't get "backsplash"..on wool kilts tends to bead up and wipes off, on acrylics soaks right in. TMI?

From New Mexico

[sydnie7]

Extensive discussion of the topic in this thread.

And welcome!

[Paul]

I just move my sporran to the side and lift my kilt when visiting the lavertory.
It can be pretty annoying attempting to do this infront of people the first few times so I'd say go in the cubical for now.

[Zardoz]

The best reason for using a stall is so you don't have to turn around to a bunch of guys watching to see how you pee! This seems to be quite a point of curiosity with some folks, right up there with 'the question' !
On a few occasions I have had guys actually ask me; "How do you 'go' in that?" My answer to that of course, is "Easy"

[jkane]

Depends on the crowd. If its camping, I just keep walking and let it run down my leg. ;) Kidding!

I do the lift and go. I hold it bunched up at my belly button so the material does not get wet. The back is covering the dark side of the moon, so that isn't an issue. It is a Utilikilt, so no worry about the pleats getting messed up from the bunching.

I don't care about the urinal vs stall. A urinal is preferred. I actually hate sitting down! I worry about the back pleats getting dipped in what ever splashed to the back side of the seat! Sometimes I will remove the whole thing, or slide the waist up to my chest to keep it out of the way.

I am a bit of an exhibitionist too, so if someone sees more than they want to, I think of it in terms of it's a public bathroom! If you don't want to see another man's man parts, then maybe you should keep your eyes averted! I don't look at other men (nor talk to them, man rules and all), and if they look at me, well, then they get what they are looking for!

Now when in a co-ed bathroom ... that is even more fun. I am really bad, and will on purpose lift more than I should all the way around!

[Ry Venable]

lol...thanx for the info...guess i'l just pittle around with it lol.

[Chas]

lol...thanx for the info...guess i'l just pittle around with it lol.

That's the way - a positive attitude conquers all. Seriously though - it's a good point and a good question. Do your practising at home so you won't have to practise in public.

Now that you've broken the ice with the Ultimate Question, any other questions you have will be dead easy.

Regards

Chas

[Monkey@Arms]

Now that you've got question No. 1 answered, you'll probably want to read the answer to No. 2:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/articles_id.php?id=3

Best regards,

Jake

[Pleater]

Not that I was watching, you understand, but as I was sitting by my tent warming up some cocoa before retiring I did observe by the light of the moon, a kilted gent wander over to the hedge some little distance away, pick up the corners of the aprons and take them between his teeth, then tuck the fabric of what must have been the under apron pleats left and right under his elbows and proceed with his purpose.

When his hands were free he dropped and smoothed down the under apron then the apron and tried to find his way back to his tent - he being somewhat inebriated this served to amuse me for some minutes.

I believe women have better night vision than men, by the way.

Anne the Pleater :ootd: