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    I love tartan wool,
    so put another dime in the kilt fund, baby.
    I love pleats that swish,
    so come along and take a walk with me!

    Scooby is in a hurry to hit the road, but he's been playing "Guitar Hero" while he waits and that's the first song on this version. Perhaps a verse or two later on.

    Bob
    If you can't be good, be entertaining!!!

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    I goofed McMurdo

    Jamie should have gotten the credit (or blame)
    Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
    There's a little black spot on my apron today
    It's the same old thing as yesterday
    There's a black glengarry caught in a high tree top
    There's a lost fly plaid blowing and the wind won't stop

    I have stood here sad and feeling incomplete
    Surrounded by angry sheep with threatening bleats
    All I want to do is look nice and neat
    But it's my destiny to wear angst ridden pleats

    There's a little black spot on my apron today
    That's my kilt over there
    It's the same old tartan as yesterday
    That's my kilt over there
    There's a black glengarry caught in a high tree top
    That's my kilt over there
    There's a lost fly plaid blowing and the wind won't stop
    That's my kilt over there

    I I have stood here sad and feeling incomplete
    Surrounded by angry sheep with threatening bleats
    All I want to do is look nice and neat
    But it's my destiny to wear angst ridden pleats

    There's a kilt pin fallen down a high cliff wall
    That's my kilt over there
    There's a tear in my under apron that’s been there since Fall
    That's my kilt over there
    There was an unbelievable big sale going on at Scot Web
    That's my kilt over there
    But I missed it and now my spirits ebb
    That's my kilt over there

    I have stood here sad and feeling incomplete
    Surrounded by angry sheep with threatening bleats
    All I want to do is look nice and neat
    But it's my destiny to wear angst ridden pleats

    There's a Moderator online but it looks like he is out
    There's a kiltie who’s looking good but filled doubt
    There’s a magnificent sporran I want in a brand new thread
    There's an empty wallet that holds only the tears I shed

    angst ridden pleats

    angst ridden pleats
    angst ridden pleats
    angst ridden pleats
    I'll always have
    angst ridden pleats
    angst ridden pleats



    (With apologies to our fellow kilt wear Sting)
    A proud Great-Great Grandson of the Clan MacLellan from Kirkcudbright.

    "Think On!"

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    With apologies to "General" Larry Platt, I present this...

    Kilt in the air,
    Kilt in the air,
    Struttin' like a stud
    wit' yer kilt in the air.
    Women goin' crazy,
    Men run off in fear,
    Struttin' like a stud
    wit' yer kilt in the air!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kilt View Post
    With apologies to "General" Larry Platt, I present this...

    Kilt in the air,
    Kilt in the air,
    Struttin' like a stud
    wit' yer kilt in the air.
    Women goin' crazy,
    Men run off in fear,
    Struttin' like a stud
    wit' yer kilt in the air!

    That's Brilliant!
    A proud Great-Great Grandson of the Clan MacLellan from Kirkcudbright.

    "Think On!"

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    Have any of you guys ever heard of the Royal Stuarts? They have all sorts of parodies some of which include Plaid to the Bone, Well Dressed Scot and one on sporrans (got to look that one up when I get home).

    Jim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drac View Post
    Have any of you guys ever heard of the Royal Stuarts? They have all sorts of parodies some of which include Plaid to the Bone, Well Dressed Scot and one on sporrans (got to look that one up when I get home).

    Jim
    They gave away CDs at Monterey last summer. They are really funny.
    If you can't be good, be entertaining!!!

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    (Sorry Don Henley) Tune of boys of summer

    They can see me, brown skin shining in the sun;
    I stepped on my ghillie strings, tripped in front of ev'ry one.
    Rolled down a small hill, ev'rybody see my bum;
    Guess my day at the scots game's officially done......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatlRatl View Post
    (Sorry Don Henley) Tune of boys of summer

    They can see me, brown skin shining in the sun;
    I stepped on my ghillie strings, tripped in front of ev'ry one.
    Rolled down a small hill, ev'rybody see my bum;
    Guess my day at the scots game's officially done......

    Now I'll that stuck in my head for the weekend! Nice job on the parody.
    A proud Great-Great Grandson of the Clan MacLellan from Kirkcudbright.

    "Think On!"

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    Cheers to all you talented lyricists. Please keep 'em coming, I haven't laughed like this in quite a while. Thanks everyone.

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    At the NorCal kilt workshop with Elsie last week several of us collaberated on a "Pleat that Kilt" to the tune of Devo's "Crack that Whip." I'll try to recreate the lyrics and post them here.

    Bob
    If you can't be good, be entertaining!!!

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