You know what annoys me about the second shirt? I've been saying EXACTLY THAT for like three years! I have a picture of myself at a dry cleaner's sign that says "Drop your pants here!" I am of course kilted. That sign inspired me to start saying "Down with pants, up with kilts!" And here I find that I should have made a shirt out of it...
I was asked a couple days ago why I was wearing a kilt. I said "It's easier to run away if I get caught with my kilt up than it is if I get caught with my pants down!"
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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