We don't just hear thing like this here...

[Nighthawk]

Recipe For An Interesting Evening
Retail | California, USA |

Female Customer: “Hi there! Where do you keep your ping-pong balls?”

Me: “Right over here.” *walks her over to them*

Customer: “Oh great! Now, where do you sell your Vaseline?”

What the... I'm not at all sure I wanna know, but it sure made me laugh!

[Cherub]

In my past I have worked in the hospitality business (like for over 10 years) Much of it on the Graveyard shift. The stories I could tell.

Like the gentleman who locked himself out of his room naked and took the elevator down to the far lobby and somehow convinced a Bell Canada Operator to out him through to the front desk without a quarter. We let him back into his room and told him that if it happened again to pickup the fire phone in the elevator.....the next night he did.

[BroosterB1]

Recipe For An Interesting Evening
Retail | California, USA |

Female Customer: “Hi there! Where do you keep your ping-pong balls?”

Me: “Right over here.” *walks her over to them*

Customer: “Oh great! Now, where do you sell your Vaseline?”

What the... I'm not at all sure I wanna know, but it sure made me laugh!

Bad, bad Nighthawk...I have sore ribs and a wet monitor

[McFarkus]

There's a street person in my neighborhood who regularly tells me, "Man, I really like your quilt." I've always smiled, acknowledged him and walked on mildly amused.

[Big Mikey]

Very cruel of you to post that link. That's 45 minutes I'll never get back.

[Squeaky McMurdo]

Very cruel of you to post that link. That's 45 minutes I'll never get back.

I've been looking at the site on and off for a couple hours

[Brian K]

I've been looking at the site on and off for a couple hours

For someone who works retail that site is like therapy. After a day of dealing with particularly difficult customers an hour or so of those stories helps me have a better perspective.

[Nighthawk]

priceless, she was busted at her own game. now the question remains, what do you wear under a quilt??

My cat. If it's cold outside, that is.