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9th August 11, 03:49 PM
#11
Originally Posted by Burly Brute
Heh, you make it sound so easy, but how does one find a parrot on such short notice? :P
Why a parrot? Why not a lobster? After all, you could eat the lobster.
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One has no need for a snooze button, when one has a hungry cat.
Tartan Riders, Kilted Oregon
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9th August 11, 04:00 PM
#12
Originally Posted by Really a McQueen
Why a parrot? Why not a lobster? After all, you could eat the lobster.
Have you ever heard a lobster sing? It's horrible, the B52s notwithstanding.
"My beloved America, thank you for your children. If your children want to become soldiers I will train them. When they are hungry I will feed them. When they are thirsty I will give them water. When they fight for freedom I will lead them. When they are unsteady on the battlefield I will motivate them. If they die on the battlefield I will bury them. So help me God."
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9th August 11, 04:03 PM
#13
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9th August 11, 04:13 PM
#14
Originally Posted by CelticSire
Have you ever heard a lobster sing? It's horrible, the B52s notwithstanding.
I have to agree. A Parrot is more of a companion and comic relief. You can eat him after the jokes get stale of course, but a lobster just doesn't add as much to the crew.
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9th August 11, 05:32 PM
#15
Originally Posted by Really a McQueen
Why a parrot? Why not a lobster? After all, you could eat the lobster.
Yes, MacLowlife knows all about that. He ate Lord Lobster right after being granted arms... and claws.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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9th August 11, 08:33 PM
#16
Pirates in Kilts Arrgh! Along with the Ice queen from Narnia
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9th August 11, 10:07 PM
#17
Originally Posted by Really a McQueen
Why a parrot? Why not a lobster? After all, you could eat the lobster.
Yeah, but stumping around on your peg leg with a lobster on your shoulder just. . .lacks the right sort of "presence" somehow.
"It's all the same to me, war or peace,
I'm killed in the war or hung during peace."
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10th August 11, 06:23 PM
#18
Don Maltz the illustrator did a picture for one of his Pirate Calandars that shows a lad in a kilt on board ship. He is also the fellow who came up with "Capt. Morgan" for the rum commercial.
By Choice, not by Birth
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