A story of Kilted Attention or: Why I can't go commando!

[davedove]

My considered advice to you is to just hurry up and get old....who the hell wants to kilt check a fifty or sixty year old guy? Okay...maybe a fifty or sixty year old woman who hasn't seen any action since Nixon was president but, generally speaking, who cares about a guys naughty bits after they've had that birthday party where everybody cleverly brings black balloons and "over the hill" mugs?

Actually, you may be surprised. I'm in my fifties now and it still happens to me.

Of course, the likelihood is directly proportionate with the presence of alcohol.

[tundramanq]

With alcohol in the mix, touching , feeling and pinching. Are going to happen as everyone - some more than others - get un-inhibited. Both ways. It's just that kilted men are more appealing than most guys. With a bullseye painted on my kilted rump, I just expect some "attention" - no problem. I should mention that I am single - LOL.

[auld argonian]

Of course, the likelihood is directly proportionate with the presence of alcohol.

To paraphrase an old joke, "Bartender, I'll have what the lady laying on the floor looking up my kilt is having...oh...an lemme buy her another, too."

Best

AA

[Four]

I'm certain this would be a lot different if i wasn't (happily!) married.

Is this the best kept secret in dating?

[sydnie7]

I'm certain this would be a lot different if i wasn't (happily!) married.

Is this the best kept secret in dating?

Riverkilt has "shared this secret" several times in the past!

Seriously now. I started working in the days when you could expect to find near-Playboy style calendars from auto parts companies on every office wall. The protection that you kilted fellows have today (such as FM's story) didn't exist and would generally have been laughed away if proposed. You're welcome

Bob has not, to my knowledge, had this happen but then we don't often mix alcohol, kilting, and strangers. Woe betide the cute young thing who tries to get under his kilt if I'm around!

[tundramanq]

I don't "go on the hunt" at all since kilting. The prey seeks me out - LOL.

[Four]

Riverkilt has "shared this secret" several times in the past!

Seriously now. I started working in the days when you could expect to find near-Playboy style calendars from auto parts companies on every office wall. The protection that you kilted fellows have today (such as FM's story) didn't exist and would generally have been laughed away if proposed. You're welcome

Bob has not, to my knowledge, had this happen but then we don't often mix alcohol, kilting, and strangers. Woe betide the cute young thing who tries to get under his kilt if I'm around!

I often do mix thos things

I tend to wear me kilt out pubbing more than anything.

[werewolves]

My wife, luckily for me, takes the "That's right, ladies. He's going home with me" attitude. I think she actually likes the attention that I get- seems to give her an ego boost that I treat the other women as if they're... well... just other women.

Yeah, that's about how my wife handles it too, thank goodness.

It is interesting though how some women seem to think that grabbing and peeking at a strange man (or asking him about his under-garments) is OK, and seem to adopt a "well he was wearing a kilt, he was asking for it" attitude. When the tables are turned, it's common knowledge that that isn't acceptable...

[tundramanq]

Cougars are the safest bet - they don't bring jealous boyfriends to the pub with them - the other attention that it is better to avoid.

[tundramanq]

Werewolves, it's the same with revealing necklines etc. for the gals. Add booze and accepted dissapears.