Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

[LitTrog]

"A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."

Cracks me up every time.

Can't believe I have a kid and haven't seen that movie!

You just made me laugh out loud! Dead animals are funny. And they make cool sporrans.

[biblemonkey]

Can't believe I have a kid and haven't seen that movie!

You just made me laugh out loud! Dead animals are funny. And they make cool sporrans.

Do yourself a favor and watch that movie with the whole family. My wife and I love it.

[Tartan Tess]

......know why Humming birds hum?
because they don't know the words!