The other day I went to my sisters wearing my kilt. My nephew had broke his foot playing basketball, well I caught him hopping around. I asked him "Aren't you supposed to be off that foot?", his friend said "Aren't you supposed to be wearing Pants?" I had to laugh at his remark. My sister always asks, "When I go to the store do people stare?" I tell her that I don't notice any staring I feel as I am dressed in pants. I never got the question "Are you wearing a kilt?", However I have gotten the "What are you wearing under you kilt?" I first say "My Boots!" If they are not satisfied with that answer. I say there are 1000 different answers to that question, and not one of them are the one you are looking for.
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