Well, it finally happened....

[Inchessi]

Lipstick on a cocktail napkin, she's a gold digger.
Ballpoint on a business card, you get to be the gold digger.

[NeightRG]

Lipstick on a cocktail napkin, she's a gold digger.
Ballpoint on a business card, you get to be the gold digger.

I couldn't have said it better!

[deke]

I agree with guardsman, never say no to an oppurtunity, and one that enjoys the kilted side is even better

[Thorina]

I agree with guardsman, never say no to an oppurtunity, and one that enjoys the kilted side is even better

His wife might not give the same advice.

[kilted hillbilly]

Turned 48 this year, and I had all but given up on getting those "come hither" looks from the lasses some years ago. Put a kilt on a coupla years ago and its like taking off 25 years! Rankles the wifey though, as some do it even with her on my arm. I just tell her "You are so lucky to have such a trophy husband!" She usually slugs me in the arm at that point.

[cruiser348]

You could always call and offer to escort her to the festival. Seems like a fine way to commend the woman for her obvious good taste since she chose a man in a kilt to slip her number to.

[Brock63]

yeah I would call her and thank her for the nice thought and that if she comes to the festival you will show her around and see where it goes.... take your aspirin and any other things you might need ahead of time in case she brings Kilt Groupies with her.... LOL

[Thorina]

yeah I would call her and thank her for the nice thought and that if she comes to the festival you will show her around and see where it goes.... take your aspirin and any other things you might need ahead of time in case she brings Kilt Groupies with her.... LOL

I'd go with a blue pill rather than a white one.

Why don't you call her??????

[Detroitpete]

All hail the power of the KILT!

[Alan H]

BTW, the tartan was Gray Stewart.

Just sayin'....