How Do You Keep A Kilt Addict In Suspense?

[kc8ufv]

We did. The answer is in the very first post. It's a play on an old joke designed to insult the respondent:

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Respondent: How?
A: I'll tell you next week. (walk away, thus keeping the moron in suspense)

Guaranteed, the OP is watching this thread, laughing his derrière off at all the responses.

I'm certain all of our responses were crafted to amuse.

[fcgeil]

Ah, in that case, the joke's on me.

[Really a McQueen]

Oh, oh . . . the townsfolks are getting their pitchforks and preparing tar for torches!

A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.

[Deirachel]

To the Castle!