Woven in Scotland

[Hawk]

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...'

(I know, it's lame, but it's the best I could come up with this morning.)

Respectfully Father Bill......don't give up your "day job"......

Hawk

[Tartan Tess]

I have to explain (if address is noticed) during swatch book searches for scottish tartan,that Marton Mills is in England.

[Destin_scot]

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...'

(I know, it's lame, but it's the best I could come up with this morning.)

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@! @!@!@!@!@!@
Like I say If I'm stuck in a room full of snorers....
There isn't enough alcohol in the world to deaden that....

[Laird_M]

It's this way to Once Brewed... a village on the southern edge of the Northumberland National Park near Hadrian's wall.

Presumably the next town is 'Drink'.