Frequent questions ... favorite answers

[Karl R]

I got my first kilt for Christmas, and my second kilt about a month ago. But I've worn my kilts about 8 times during that 2 1/2 month period. Based on that limited period, I've already started to notice the questions that I'm most frequently asked ... and my favorite answers to said questions.

Starting with the most frequent questions....

Question: Why are you wearing a kilt?
Answer: I'm fairly certain I'd get arrested if I took it off.

Question: Are you Scottish?
Answer: Nope. Korean.
(Note -- I look about 100% Anglo-Saxon. I have a couple other things mixed in ... but none of them are Korean. For those who have heard Bill Engvall's comedy ... I should probably add the unspoken "Here's your sign!")

Question: What are you wearing under your kilt?
Answer: Lipstick.

.... So, any other favorite answers to the questions you get asked on a regular basis?