...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

**binx** · 4th February 06, 06:28 PM

You know that you are an Xmarker when you are looking through Xbay every other day for a great deal on kilt accessories...

binx

**pdcorlis** · 4th February 06, 06:38 PM

STOP IT for crying out loud - my face aches from laughing :grin:

**Southern Breeze** · 4th February 06, 06:50 PM

If you check Stillwaters site more than you check your E-Mail...

If you no longer remember your underwear size...

If you know the shipping time from Scotland to the U.S...

If you know the location of every fabric store and thrift shop in a 100 mile radius..

If your Sporran collection outnumbers your wifes purse collection...

If you get E-mails from your sister asking how to wash hose....

You might be an X-Marker.

**646guy** · 4th February 06, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by toadinakilt

if you can list off at least 10 different kilt makers, and the websites, materials, construction techniques, and average prices for each, to anybody who says, "Nice kilt, where'd you get it?", you're probably an X-Marker.

Oh God...I did that earlier this week with someone who wanted to find a specific tartan...I started running off a list of websites off the top of my head as if I was speaking in tongues....

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 4th February 06, 08:52 PM

If your user ID on another web site is, or resembles, "Kiltedredneck", you might be an Xmarker..

**Southern Breeze** · 4th February 06, 09:15 PM

If you've got pictures of Hamish's Kollection on your closet door....

If every full moon you burn a pair of pants as an offering to the kilt gods..

If you face Scotland when you put on and take off your kilt...

If you've worn out 6 copies of Braveheart...

You might be an X-Marker.

**dwg** · 5th February 06, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

If you've got pictures of Hamish's Kollection on your closet door....

You might be an X-Marker.

now that is funny (sorry Ham)

Derek

**MacMullen** · 5th February 06, 01:26 AM

If you have more kilts than your wife has skirts...

If your wife wears the pants in the family...

If people tell you that you have nice legs...

If chicks dig you...

If people ask you if you're Scottish...

If people ask you to play the pipes at their wedding/Burn's Supper/etc...

If your pajamas are "tartan", not "plaid"...

Then you might be an X-Marker.

**davedove** · 5th February 06, 02:57 AM

If you find yourself trying to identify the tartan on a restaurant tablecloth, you might be an Xmarker!

**millar** · 5th February 06, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

If you check out the ladies wearing skirts and are trying to identify the tartan instead of enjoying the view, you might be an Xmarker

This is too funny.

I was out with my wife last night and there was a young lady in a plaid skirt at the bar and I was staring at her and my wife said "It s not a kilt" I have to confess I was looking at the skirt and not her.