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27th July 06, 01:14 PM
#21
"Only my God knows for sure"
"bag pipes"
"Didn't your mother raise you better than that?"
"Same as you only bigger." (I know only works if a guy asks)
"Shoes"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?"
"Pres. Nixon"
Adam
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27th July 06, 01:15 PM
#22
1. Do you really want to know?
1. (extended)That image will be in your head all night.
2. Use your imagination...
2. (extended) It won't be as good as the truth though
3. Only the wind knows...
4. A Sgian Dubh
Please don't trust my spelling on any of this.
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27th July 06, 01:22 PM
#23
Last edited by Big Dave; 27th July 06 at 02:09 PM.
Reason: Duh! Rocky already posted it!
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27th July 06, 01:25 PM
#24
"Step over here were we can't be seen and I'll show you."
"You are now under arrest for solicitation."
"I thought you'd never ask"
"Shhhh...You had me at "What""
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27th July 06, 01:26 PM
#25
-My Claymore.
-Ask me in a couple drinks...
-If its windy enough, you'll see for yourself.
-My Manhood.
-If your hands are warm, I'll let you find out. 
-I'd be arrested if I asked you that.
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27th July 06, 01:27 PM
#26
A couple of my favorites...
-> on a good day, lipstick
-> mistletoe
-> depends on how bad you want to know
-> my caber
Last edited by Kilted KT; 27th July 06 at 01:30 PM.
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27th July 06, 01:30 PM
#27
"I'm not cheap, but I can be had."
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27th July 06, 01:31 PM
#28
-If you play nice, I'll show you. (only works if your single).
-My Battle Axe/or Sword.
-Mr. Excitement.
-Buy me a drink and we'll talk about it.
-The last person to ask that was "Kilt".
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27th July 06, 01:31 PM
#29
"I'll tell you in the morning."
"Want me to stir your coffee?"
oh, lord forgive me. Totally inappropriate. Still funny though. 
Last edited by cavscout; 27th July 06 at 01:35 PM.
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27th July 06, 01:34 PM
#30
 Originally Posted by cavscout
"Want me to stir your coffie?"
LOL
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-Are you lonely?
-You can't handle the truth.
-Your hands better be warm.
-If I fall off this barstool, you'll see for yourself.
-Needless to say, Sheep fear me!
Last edited by Big Dave; 27th July 06 at 01:46 PM.
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