Hated to interupt his phone call!

[Graham]

Don't worry Chris, "piss" may be vulgar, but it's mentioned in the Word.
It's quite a challenge to quickly respond well to comments about the kilt, there are so many and they are so varied.

Only a few hours ago in a store, this old geezer passes me and says "where's yer bagpipes??", I just laughed and replied "drats, I knew I forgot something.."

Most comments are not worth a serious response IMHO.

[Alan H]

Look at it this way....You could've popped him in the snotlocker, but you didn't. Either way, he would've gotten an education....and clearly his wife was mortified.

[JackK]

Great come back on your part, but I think the comment from the woman was probably a more biting slap in his face.

Jack

[Dirk Skene]

Reminds me of getting off the elevator recently. I am kilted, my wife was in pants, this other couple was getting on. She was in pants. The guy says something about my being dresses like a woman. Before the doors closed I got to say "All the woman I see are in pants. Looks to me, bub, you're the one dressed like a woman." I know it was a borrowed line, but I've been waiting to use it.

[David Dalglish]

May'be he will engage his brain next time before he opens his mouth

[morrison]

I wonder if maybe his face is more useless than priceless? So, now, when she put her lipstick on.... Could it be a vision of a man, natural, masculine, kilted. She looks over her shoulder from the vanity. He's not there. .... Daydreaming again. Smudged lips.

[Mysticwolf]

Rev,
Nice comeback. I think it showed an admirable ammount of restraint.

[millar]

It's funny but the thing that bothered me the most was that he was talking on a cell phone in an elevator!!! I can't stand that. They hold everyone else hostage to thier inane conversations. Good on ya for giving him his due.

[Rev. Christopher]

Well, if my brothers O' the kilt agree I did the right thing, I do feel much better and I do have to admit, it brought a great deal of satisfaction to have placed this idiot where he belonged. Personally I don't think there is anything more biting than to be embarrassed in front of my wife or children…Or maybe, by her head lowering as quickly as it did, this is sadly not uncommon for the moron….

I may be a man of the cloth……But….I am still a man. Top it off with being a Scotsman.

I have a strong back that normally does not bend by words, but in this case, I had to lean forward a little……

Thanks all....(I'm feeling much better now <---done with my best Monty Python voice)