Kilt-addiction.... how bad is yours!

[mkmound]

7 for me . . . it's not higher only because I don't have time right now to learn to sew or knit . . . they're both on the list of things to tackle when there's more time.

[Livingston]

Just moderate but I feel like I should be 2 or 3 steps higher

[Panache]

Addicted to Kilts

Your pants are on, but it’s not your tone
Their fashion is not your own.
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kilt is what it takes

You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
There’s no doubt, you want pleats
These pants are too tight, you can’t breathe
Another kilt is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the plaid, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it's the way that you're built, you
know you’re Gonna have to face it,

You’re addicted to KILTS

You see the lights, but you can’t see
You’re going on a shopping spree
Your credit cards are maxed out in no time
Another kilt and you’ll be fine, a one track mind

You can’t be saved
More kilts than Hamish is all you crave
More kilts? You’ll take a few
You don’t mind if you do!

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the plaid, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it's the way that you're built, you
Know you’re

Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to kilts

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to lkilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts

With apologies to Robert Palmer

[Bill]

Hello my name is Bill and I am hopelessly-helplessly-Happily addicted to kilts. THE only thing that keeps me from getting worse is lack of fundage and good eyesight (can't see to thread a needle or read a pattern). scored 7/8 on the addition scale because I still own trousers and don't sew my own.

So Here's to the Kilt!

Bill

[Eujeankilt]

Addicted to Kilts

SNIP

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to lkilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts

With apologies to Robert Palmer

Oh my gosh, I can see it now, Panache, kilted with an Argyll jacket, singing with three attractive redheads (wearing mini-kilts of course) playing in the band. It might make a good video.

Dale

[timber]

Scored a 6, only because I haven't aquired my third kilt yet.

[corbinj]

8/ 10 for me. I knew I had it bad, now if I could just get the wife out of denial I might be able to get more treatment!!!

[Alan H]

I already knew how to sew....*grumble*