Yikes, MacWage. I'd think carefully before strapping a sheep to my nether region. There are many out there that have heard the old joke...
"Why do Scots wear a kilt?"
"Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
Bill
Kilted Teacher and Wilderness Ranger and proud member of Clan Donald, USA
Happy patron of Jack of the Wood Celtic Pub and Highland Brewery in beautiful, walkable, and very kilt-friendly Asheville, NC.
New home of Sierra Nevada AND New Belgium breweries!
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