The Houses of X Marks.

**Erisianmonkey** · 12th February 07, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by turpin

Jeez, Panache, does this stuff just spill out spontaneously?! You should write this stuff down somewhere.

He has. Here!

**cessna152towser** · 13th February 07, 03:27 AM

I'll have to join one of the houses so's I can get to fly the hippogryph !
Can I assume Big Mikey is the flying instructor !

**Dirk Skene** · 13th February 07, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by turpin

Jeez, Panache, does this stuff just spill out spontaneously?! You should write this stuff down somewhere.

I've been doin' cut & paste to a file I call "Panache's stuff." But if he ever puts it in print I'll buy a copy just to get it autographed

**pdcorlis** · 13th February 07, 08:19 AM

I would be deeply honored just to be considered for the House of Hamish.

**Big Mikey** · 13th February 07, 09:08 AM

Stand ye aside ya meally mouthed rabble!! Make way for the Sargeant-At-Arms of House Dreadbelly!
He's big and mean and hairy to boot and decidedly quite smelly.
Ya toe the line, do as yer told you'll have no trouble with me.
Now shut yer gob and take a seat, it's almost time for tea.

**Nick** · 13th February 07, 09:22 AM

Boy, maybe I'll have to reconsider now thanks to Panache's song. Creativity is part of what I do, but I most commonly express it through what I make with my hands, so I'll have to say Alan H. House.

**Macman** · 13th February 07, 10:33 AM

with apologies to J.K. Rowling

My guess is that she'd be flattered by such a fine poem!

**Erisianmonkey** · 13th February 07, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Macman

My guess is that she'd be flattered by such a fine poem!

As a big JKR fan, I'm not guessing. She loves fanfic and poetry set in her universe.

**Dreadbelly** · 13th February 07, 04:35 PM

Of course, to enter in to the House of Dread, one must first survive the endurance and combat tests and prove worthy...

**katmills2005** · 13th February 07, 05:20 PM

House of P1M... where the single malt flows freely and a joyful time is had by all amid the beauty and splendor of his tranquil home.

Oh wait, that would be his inn....