Farewell, Pants!

**ccga3359** · 26th March 07, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

I don't own pants.

I must say I am sorely tempted to get a pair of trews though.

Say it's not trew oh kilted pirate!

**Doc** · 26th March 07, 07:58 PM

this is going to end in hikus. It just a feeling I have..............I didn't just hear a gong did I?

**Dreadbelly** · 26th March 07, 08:01 PM

There once was a pirate named 'Belly
Whose breeks were decidedly smelly
He tried kilts and trews
But became attracted to ewes
And ate his own children with mint jelly.

*Smashes head in to gong to confound his critics*

**ccga3359** · 26th March 07, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Doc

this is going to end in hikus.

Had to open yer mouth didn't you!

**Dreadbelly** · 26th March 07, 08:07 PM

That is not a Haiku.

**Doc** · 26th March 07, 08:13 PM

My bad. I didn't know miss spelling haiku would end in a limmerik. Hmmm, did it again, I'm a scard.

**ccga3359** · 26th March 07, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dreadbelly

That is not a Haiku.

Gusuntheit!

**GMan** · 26th March 07, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by elitekiltedcommando

So being that tonight I have just ordered my fourth and fifth kilts, it is essentially possible for me to rid myself of pants.

I ordered the Pacific Trail Hiking Kilt from Sportkilt (With Navy Blue flashes.) And the US Army Casual kilt from Rocky (Along with his Rampant Lion kilt pin)

Oh yeah...

May I offer my most gracious congratulations on doing such a wonderful thing.

**MacSimoin** · 27th March 07, 12:29 AM

Good for you. I'm going to have to get a US Army tartan kilt (disabled vets wear kilts, too!) one of these days myself (but I'll opt for wool).

And Dread, I think you'd look smashing in tartan trews...especially if you compliment them with a nice pair of black leather pirate boots!

**Fearnest** · 27th March 07, 04:27 AM

I'm in serious negotiations with my SO about adding one of Rocky & Kelly's US Army PV mini-kilts to my US Army PV semi-trad... she's such a good sport!