Here is one for Retro Red

**Wompet** · 10th November 07, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Oldhiker

what do you get when an agnostic has dyslexia and insomnia at the same time.
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ready?

a person that stays up all night pondering the existence of Dog

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Woah, Wompet suffers a lot of maladies! And they put him in charge of national security?

I have looked upon the face of Dog, and His Nose was wet, and It was good.

- Saint Bernard's Epistle to the Dalmatians, 2:20

Okay, so Luke Skywalker had this friend named Juan, who was an OB/GYN. One weekend they decided to have a few drinks on Juan's yacht, The Fourth of July. Luke got to the dock first, and while he was waited he lounged on the deck and had a few beers. Well Juan had an emergency come up, so he called his brother, Opie, and asked him to go tell Luke at the dock. So Opie went down to the dock, and when Luke saw him, he got up, staggered towards the rail, and leaned over. Rushing forward, Opie caught Luke as he lost his balance.
And that's how OB Juan's kin Opie kept Luke Skywalker from falling to the dock side of The Fourth.

And if you ask nicely, I won't tell the one about the super-calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

**Oldhiker** · 11th November 07, 10:36 AM

[QUOTE=Wompet;444328]I have looked upon the face of Dog, and His Nose was wet, and It was good.
- Saint Bernard's Epistle to the Dalmatians, 2:20
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Ok I am going to duck before a lightning bolt strike me down.... but I did chortle.