Kiltoholics Anonymous

[Smayniac]

You know why Jamie has his BACK to you in this photo? He's EMBARASSED to have gotten his son hooked so young. What kind of parent ARE you Jamie? He's just a CHILD! Now he'll have NO CHANCE to resist later in life.

My young son has me making HIM his second Xkilt ahead of my own for the next kilt night, Jamie's influence goes beyond his own child.

Bob

[thistlelass]

I'm an enabler....I make kilt hose for Tommy.I started him on the path of Kiltoholism..and he hasn't even gotten his first kilt back from the kiltmaker. I started with a promise of a pair of kilt hose and three more pair-we are now up to 10 pair. I just bought wool for two more pair. That's about $2500.00 worth of handknit hose....but he's going to look so nice, so it's worth it, right?

[ardchoille]

The beginning MUST be the worst part of the addiction, right?

[Highlander31]

I'm only a month into the unbifurcated habit and I already have 4 kilts!?! The beginning MUST be the worst part of the addiction, right?

Just keep telling yourself that,...you'll be OK....

[Sionnach]

If you're looking for help you wont find it here.

However, we do have help for your kilt addition in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

Man this is bad!? My oldest son, Sean, dropped in for the night (from Tucson) and tried my other son, Colin's sk casual. So now this a.m. I am taking measurements for Sean's Christmas present, all the while justifying to myself the need for another for me. So I must confess, I have now completed steps 1-4 x2.

[Southern Breeze]

I'm jonesin' man...I'm gonna freebase my sporran!

Ahem. That's Freeland your sporran!

What's the number for the Betty Ford Clinic? I'm with a new company and I can't wear kilts at work. I think I'm going into kilt withdrawel.

[Caddy One]

It is a disease.......Medical Help is the only solution..............

[threebanger]

My name is threebanger...and I keep thinking about another kilt...

[Ozman1944]

What a bunch of weak Kiiltoholics! All ya need is willpower, guys!
Take example from a vituous person like myself;;;;;;

I only have 38 Kilts,40 Kilt pins, 7 Sporrans, a few Fly Plaids, hose & flashes etc. And I have it all totally under control, as you can see.

(Now Rocky has that new Tartan............... and of course there is those yummy Tweed creations... Another Sports Kilt wouldn't hurt, and I still have to check out Frugal Corner, and, Oh yeah, wonder what Stillwater is offering?????)

Huh? What? Don't bug me now guys, I'm trying to order another Kilt!!!!!

[Southern Breeze]

What a bunch of weak Kiiltoholics! All ya need is willpower, guys!
Take example from a vituous person like myself;;;;;;

I only have 38 Kilts,40 Kilt pins, 7 Sporrans, a few Fly Plaids, hose & flashes etc. And I have it all totally under control, as you can see.

One sign of addiction is delusions of greatness as seen in this post. 38 kilts,40 pins etc. Ha! Mere beginner.

Southern Breeze, 63 kilts and counting, Lord of all things kilted, Grand Master of the Tartan, Destroyer of trousers.....