Just how far does this rabbit hole go?

[sydnie7]

Get out your blue books. The topic today. . .

Compare and contrast: If a boat is a hole in the water into which you pour money, then a kilted man is. . .

[Just remember, it's a family forum !!]

[sathor]

One person mentioned a towel, what's that for?

[Weasel Mender]

One person mentioned a towel, what's that for?

Sass that hopie Southern Breeze, that frood realy knows where his towel is!

Weasel

[Ozman1944]

"Near, Far, wherever you are.....and I know that our kilting will go on and on and on....."

Yep! Like the rest of us..you're screwed!

But what a great way to go!

[thescot]

There is no bottom. But when you have a really great mom like that, who cares!

If she is interested in adopting another kiltie, give her my name. I'm really quite lovable, and I really appreciate kilts and stuff. Just follow Beedee's 12 Steps, and all will be well.

[Wompet]

Rabbit-holes? Where?

"The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down a very deep well.
...
Down, down, down. Would the fall NEVER come to an end! `I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. `I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think--'
...
Presently she began again. `I wonder if I shall fall right THROUGH the earth! How funny it'll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downward! The Antipathies, I think--' (she was rather glad there WAS no one listening, this time, as it didn't sound at all the right word) `--but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' "

When you get to the other side, say hello to Graham. He'll be the one in a black RKilt and, quite possibly, green tights.

Seriously, the slope is only as steep as you let it be. Mind your step and enjoy the trip.

[Southern Breeze]

I'm only following the rabbit down the hole because his hide would make an excellent sporran!!

[Carolina Kiltman]

I'm only following the rabbit down the hole because his hide would make an excellent sporran!!

My eldest Grandson brought back a sporran for me (He is in grad school at the Univ of Leeds), in wild rabbit. His sister, in mock horror cried, "You killed Bunny Frou Frou! In typical big brother fashion replied. "Nope the field mice ganged up on him and brought me his hide. What else was I supposed to do with it?"

My only advice is, choose carefully.

[sathor]

My eldest Grandson brought back a sporran for me (He is in grad school at the Univ of Leeds), in wild rabbit. His sister, in mock horror cried, "You killed Bunny Frou Frou! In typical big brother fashion replied. "Nope the field mice ganged up on him and brought me his hide. What else was I supposed to do with it?"

My only advice is, choose carefully.

I loved that story as a kid, I have it in a book around here somewhere.

[Alan H]

Your MOTHER wants to make you kilts? Wow....just wow.