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**Nighthawk** · 26th February 09, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Uncle Ricky

Rule of Thumb... Never show up at a wedding looking better than the bride.

If you wear a kilt, you will break that rule.

Hope this helps.

No way. She's way cuter than me.

**Bugbear** · 26th February 09, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

No way. She's way cuter than me.

Bet you have longer hair and a bigger goatee though, Hawk. Shouldn't out hair the bride...

For real though, hope everything goes well, and enjoy.

**Nighthawk** · 26th February 09, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Bet you have longer hair and a bigger goatee though, Hawk. Shouldn't out hair the bride...

For real though, hope everything goes well, and enjoy.

...uh... longer hair, yes. Bigger goatee... Yes. Crap! I do have her out haired.

Well, she's still prettier than me. But not by much. I am a beautiful man.

Originally Posted by The Barry

Wear the kilt, but "quiet" it down a bit. No fly plaid, not more formal than needs be, etc.

Fly plaids are for guests of honor- as in, the groom. No fly plaid. Have no fear.

**The Barry** · 26th February 09, 06:01 PM

Wear the kilt, but "quiet" it down a bit. No fly plaid, not more formal than needs be, etc.

**Bugbear** · 26th February 09, 07:12 PM

The only way to deal with this hair issue, Hawk, is for the bride to wear a horned helmit.

**Nighthawk** · 26th February 09, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

The only way to deal with this hair issue, Hawk, is for the bride to wear a horned helmit.

Jan would look AWESOME in a horned helmet! I may have to suggest that.

**Bugbear** · 26th February 09, 11:29 PM

You'll have to offer that as an option in your own wedding business, Nighthawk.

You could even tie a rubberband to the horns and use it as a slingshot for throwing the flowers.

**Nighthawk** · 27th February 09, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

You'll have to offer that as an option in your own wedding business, Nighthawk.

You could even tie a rubberband to the horns and use it as a slingshot for throwing the flowers.

OK. Now you're just getting silly. A rubber band would be way too weak. A bungy chord would be more appropriate.

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