Scotch Whisky Banned from Edinburgh Gathering

[gilmore]

We know that they will behave better on beer rather than whiskey.

Heh Scotland has proven throughout history they don't like to be told what to do. The louder they yell, the louder the pipes blow. The harder they fight the kilts multiply. Careful there security force...careful.

I suspect some one has been watching too many movies like Braveheart and other rather silly misrepresentations of Scotland and its history.

[caig]

The clans were told that they are not allowed to bring whisky into the games field. When we complained that we would like to offer our members and guests a wee dram Lord Sempill relented and said that they will provide some complimentary whisky for us (how much he did not say !!).

I have already complained to him about the exhorbitant cost of this event and for the apparent very poor value for money.

This is just a money-making event rather than a serious Scottish-culture event.

[DWFII]

Diageo operates the Scotch whisky distilleries [7] of Auchroisk, Benrinnes, Blair Athol (situated at Pitlochry), Caol Ila, Cardhu, Knockando, Glen Elgin, Clynelish, Cragganmore, Dalwhinnie, Glenkinchie, Glen Ord, Lagavulin, Oban, Royal Lochnagar, Strathmill, Talisker,Teaninich, Mannochmore, Mortlach and Glenlossie, which are sold not only under their own name but used to make the various blended scotch whiskies sold by the company.

I'm sad to hear that about Guinness, Lagavulin and Caol Ila...but thank heavens for Laphroig and their entirely wonderful Quarter Cask.

[beloitpiper]

I'm sad to hear that about Guinness, Lagavulin and Caol Ila...but thank heavens for Laphroig and their entirely wonderful Quarter Cask.

Diageo was created by Guinness.

[McClef]

I have to agree with acaig and I only hope that those who attend will still manage to enjoy themselves despite the obviously rampant commercialism.

[Bigkahuna]

As bad as this sounds (and is for the smaller distillers who will be excluded), it's not quite as bad as german beer being banned from World Cup stadiums in Germany because of Budweiser's sponsorship of the 2006 Word Cup.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...n1754277.shtml

Moral of the story:
You might think these events (gatherings, tournaments, games, festivals) are for the attendees, but they really are all about the sponsors.

Aha!!! So the Belgians are behind all this Eh??????:beer:

[MacMillan of Rathdown]

No swords, no knives, no guns, no rude comments (unless they're aimed at conservative types), no independent distillers , no. . . non PC stuff I am sure.

I am pretty sure that the local constabulary is not so afraid of insurrection as they are determined to show that they can be tough guys and issue edicts. In my experience, sword bearers are never dangerious, but it sure makes petite bureaucrats feel important to issue threats. And, whoever it is that is banning the little guys (the article is not specific) is probably up to the same thing. Even socialists understand money!

You should know that Diageo owns a whole bunch of stuff--used to own Burger King and Pillsbury as well. My Lord, they're a hydra of a holding company. Wikipedia says they own the following:

Johnnie Walker, Justerini & Brooks (J&B), Bell's, Black & White, Vat 69, Oban, Talisker, Lagavulin, Glen Ord, Glenkinchie, Dalwhinnie, Cragganmore

Throw in Bushmills, and that's a pretty respectable lineup of booze.

But . . . I still take humbrage at their excluding small distillers who pose no threat to them whatsover. I suggest we all show up, take flasks full of other people's scotch, and parade in front of their tents with signs accusing them of abusing the little guys. We could even ride make believe horses and wield make believe blades a la Monty Python to draw attention and drive home the depth of our concern.

Seriously, why not just write a whole bunch of letters to Diageo's HQ and complain. Surely they's see the error of their ways and relent on letting smaller distillers in. they would, in fact, appear quite magnanimous.

Just for the record, Diageo owns the following:

Beer: Guinness, Smithwick's, Red Stripe, Harp Lager, Kilkenny, Kaliber (non alcoholic)
Scotch whisky: Johnnie Walker, Justerini & Brooks (J&B), Bell's, Black & White, Vat 69, Oban, Talisker, Lagavulin, Glen Ord, Glenkinchie, Dalwhinnie, Cragganmore
Baijiu: Shui Jing Fang
Vodka: Smirnoff (Smirnov in Russia), Cîroc, Silent Sam, Popov, Ketel One
Gin: Gordon's, Tanqueray, Gilbey's, Booth's
Rum: Captain Morgan, Bundaberg, Pampero, Myers'
Bourbon: Bulleit
Canadian whisky: Crown Royal, Seagram's
Irish whiskey: Bushmills
Tennessee whiskey: George Dickel
Tequila: Don Julio, José Cuervo
Schnapps: Black Haus, Goldschläger, Rumple Minze
Mixed drinks: Archers, Pimm's, TGI Friday's
Liqueur: Baileys, Sheridans, Yukon Jack, Godiva's
Wines: Sterling Vineyards, Piat d'Or, Barton & Guestier, Beaulieu Vineyard, Blossom Hill, Canoe Ridge Vineyard, Acacia, Chalone, Provenance, and Rosenblum.
Diageo operates the Scotch whisky distilleries [7] of Auchroisk, Benrinnes, Blair Athol (situated at Pitlochry), Caol Ila, Cardhu, Knockando, Glen Elgin, Clynelish, Cragganmore, Dalwhinnie, Glenkinchie, Glen Ord, Lagavulin, Oban, Royal Lochnagar, Strathmill, Talisker,Teaninich, Mannochmore, Mortlach and Glenlossie, which are sold not only under their own name but used to make the various blended scotch whiskies sold by the company. The company are now building a new distillery at their current maltings at Roseisle, hoping to open in Spring 2009. This will be one of the largest distilleries in Scotland.

Thanks for the tip- I'll ring my broker on Monday and tell him to buy!

[slohairt]

As long as there's some whisky, I think the crowds will manage. Plus, it's so easy to smuggle a flask that I don't think anybody will go thirsty!

Especially sporran flasks!

[wvpiper]

Moral of the story:
You might think these events (gatherings, tournaments, games, festivals) are for the attendees, but they really are all about the sponsors.

Or, without the sponsors, there would be no event........take the good with the bad...

[thescot]

The clans were told that they are not allowed to bring whisky into the games field. When we complained that we would like to offer our members and guests a wee dram Lord Sempill relented and said that they will provide some complimentary whisky for us (how much he did not say !!).
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Thank flasks. Lots of flasks.

I've been known to put a whole bottle of whisky into a few flasks and store them about my person for the enjoyment of my friends at a gathering. It's even better when everyone brings several flasks and you share them around. You could probably get the whole place wired up with your clan alone!