Are you authentic?

**DesertCeltic** · 14th August 09, 08:12 PM

I have been asked "The question" in a number of different ways by women at work or out and about. My usual answer is "Now that is the mystery of the kilt isn't it" ... always leaving the door open for further inquiry. They have had fun with us all these years, I figure a little payback is in order.

**The Guy in the Kilt at UC** · 14th August 09, 08:18 PM

One of these days, we should just show them the answer.

**GMan** · 14th August 09, 08:50 PM

Authentic, has me rolling on the floor.

**Tartan Hiker** · 14th August 09, 09:32 PM

OK gentlemen. Keep repeating to yourself....

"Family friendly forum"

"Family friendly forum"

**Chas** · 18th August 09, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Tartan Hiker

OK gentlemen. Keep repeating to yourself....
"Family friendly forum"
"Family friendly forum"

It's all this authenticity that caused the family in the first place!

Regards

Chas

**Arizona Scot** · 15th August 09, 12:04 AM

Well if Grant can't get a kilt check maybe he can get his pleats straightened too.

**Kiltman** · 15th August 09, 03:30 PM

Authentic? I don't know that I would be able to keep a straight face. Everything is authentic under my kilt! Need I mention all the offers I get in spam?

**JelicoCat** · 15th August 09, 09:05 PM

My favorite is so far: "is it (pause) comfortable?" The look in the woman's eyes said what she really meant.
What made it funnier is that that my wife answered "yes" for me.