Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Not a sporran, but there's a rig that simulates a beer belly, that you can fill with "liquids" and wear under your shirt to venues where certain "liquids" are prohibited - then drink from a tube.

Course if one "needs" to do that then its time for a check up....

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=1

Even have them in bras for ladies.
OMG! What a HOOT! I may start attending ball games again...brilliant, just brilliant...