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18th June 11, 08:25 PM
#1
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered.
A kilted Celt on the border.
Kentoc'h mervel eget bezañ saotret
Omne bellum sumi facile, ceterum ægerrume desinere.
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18th June 11, 08:35 PM
#2
A few marbles short of a full deck...
and as quick as a turnip...
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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18th June 11, 08:50 PM
#3
I try to have all my ducks quacking in the same pew.
Sometimes I'm so happy I could puke.
--dbh
When given a choice, most people will choose.
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18th June 11, 10:03 PM
#4
As sharp as a rat turd...
and as slick as a wet goose...
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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18th June 11, 10:18 PM
#5
Like something the cat hacked up.
Like something the dog dug up.
Like something the cat wouldn't bring in.
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19th June 11, 06:09 AM
#6
Rode hard and put away wet.
Smilin' like a bear eatin' briers.
Happier than a pig in $#!+, uhh, slop.
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19th June 11, 09:30 AM
#7
Nekkid as a jay bird. (Good morning, everyone!)
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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19th June 11, 09:35 AM
#8
knackered from waking up at a sparrow's fart the last three days
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19th June 11, 05:20 PM
#9
 Originally Posted by Nighthawk
Nekkid as a jay bird. (Good morning, everyone!) 
Birds of a feather...
Um, never mind...
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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19th June 11, 02:46 PM
#10
Homely as a mud fence stuck full of bullfrogs (courtesy of my dear departed father, presumably from his childhood in East Texas)
Kickin' @ss and takin' names!
Raisin' h#ll and proppin' it up
Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].
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