My latest attempt

[Aspiringloser]

What don't you understand about it? I'd be happy to help you if I can. I'll give it a shot anyway. It may make your understanding even worse though.

[Mike_Oettle]

Perhaps, Aspiring, the problem lies in trying too hard to make a “modern” kilt conform to the ridiculous fashion norm of trousers that sit on the hips.
Personally I prefer trousers that fit the waist.
When wearing a kilt, I definitely want something that sits in my waist, rather than run the risk of it falling off my hips.
Regards,
Mike

[biblemonkey]

Looks great! I see nothing wrong at all.

[Aspiringloser]

Mike: I didn't intentionally make it to my X Kilt measurements. I just didn't realize that I had until I was too far in to even consider picking all those stitches back out. I'm currently working on my fourth and made sure to measure myself thoroughly before even cutting the double width in half. I'm learning each time. I plan on making many more and hope that each one comes out better than the last.
Biblemonkey: Thank you for the kind words. I'm content with it even though there are mistakes.