Re: Puttin' On The Ritz
Thanks, everyone, for your comments. I couldn't be more pleased with my new sporran and belts.
As far as resembling George Carlin, I disagree. When I look in the mirror, I see Brad Pitt, ..... or Groucho Marx. Sometimes, I talk with them.
As for the garbage can in the background, I have been trying to fire my photographer for years, but I can't. We have a prenupe that dates back to the 1960s that contains a very severe and punitive non-cancellation clause - something about "until death do us part ..." to which I (perhaps foolishly) swore, "I do". 
My kilt is a 5-yd Casual from Burnett's and Struth sewn from Lochcarron Strome in the Duncan Ancient tartan. Those B&S kilt makers do a great job. Don't ask me about internal construction. I'm too old to buy green bananas, let alone worry about the longevity of my kilts.
I especially appreciate the insightful and timely comments about the white hose. Stay tuned to this channel. My next thread is tentatively entitled, "When White Is Right". 
Finally, I would like to thank Artificer for answering Ryan's and Nighthawk's questions.
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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