Got Haggis? and other things

[Freelander Sporrano]

Groan.............Don't you mean bad breath

[Muddy]

Sorry about the multiple posts.
Not sure how that happened.
And Graham....vegetarian haggis?
Sounds almost like a contradiction
in terms somehow. Personally, I'd have
to say that sounds revolting. I'm a die
hard meat eater though. I can go months with-
out looking at a vegetable.

[Colin]

I'm not sure if I could try canned haggis. I reall like the fresh stuff, but it must come with neeps and tatties..........and a nice pint of the black stuff.

[Freelander Sporrano]

Well, How should I start
Through my 44years as man and boy there are certain thing's you learn along the way. We that are lucky enough to be married will know the classics.

1: Put the toilet seat down after use
2: Rinse the stubble from the basin after a shave
3: Pick up your clothes and fold them
Blah, Blah, blah.

I have another
Stand still, while putting on jumpers in funished rooms.

Today I found one more. Don't inflict Veggie Haggis on the wife and kids.

To say that it was as popular as a fart in a spacesuit ,is an understatement.

To explain: I'm used to Veggie food I was practically a veggie for 8 years. I'm also a dahm good cook.However It just wasn't to their liking with contorted faces all around the table.

So now I'm left with half a non-eaten Haggis of the non-meat variety. So tomorrow it will be left-overs for me, and the kids will have hotdogs. I'm going to try to deep fry the haggis like I do with falaffel(Check spelling). A dish made with chick peas also v.good.

Anyone want to come to dinner

I'm a little depressed,so I'll console myself with a little (Large) Ardbeg and the new series of "Monarch" which begins this evening.